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Toby Schwartz

Copywriter. Screenwriter. Devourer of frozen pizzas.

Before I had Chicagoland Creative Directors asking, "Who?" and "How did you get this email?" I wrote scripts in L.A. Some were good. Some were bad. All were written in direct response to Eddie Murphy's Norbit. Think I'm lying? Read below and find out.

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Black River

Damned to collect souls on earth for all eternity, a merciless gunslinger risks the Devil's wrath and his partner's vengeance when he escapes with his latest bounty and seeks salvation in the 19th century U.S. territories.

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Rosalie

When the last of a once prominent Southern family discovers a vine consuming her prized garden, she embarks on a labyrinthine adventure to stop the mysterious cabal she's convinced is behind it, all before her garden, her family legacy, and her sanity are destroyed.

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A Cursed Ground

When four middle schoolers find themselves trapped inside a murderous treehouse, they must fight for their lives using only their wit, sassy one-liners, and a knowledge of the occult gleaned entirely from Buffy the Vampire Slayer; summer vacation is not off to a good start.

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